What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 16:03
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What melts your heart every time without fail?
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
Moonraker
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do older people have a hard time using technology?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.