What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:31
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
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A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
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