What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 06:01

-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.